The one thing I learned about working in costumer service is that I want to light everybody on fire.
Okay real shit though. If your woman was pregnant. Would you shave her pussy since she can’t see over her belly before she gives birth if she asked?
Look at all these real ass men out here
These men will get very, very far.
so today my ap art history teacher was teaching us about Hapshetsut the only female pharaoh and he was like “have you seen women they can pop out a baby and be like alright let’s go” and then he walked over to this guy and aimed his fist towards his balls and the guy flinched and held his crotch so he was like “men may be stronger but women are tougher” and then he said “so when someone tells you to grow a pair, they mean ovaries”
We’re sitting on the couch, my feet resting on his calves when he realizes my feet are cold. Immediately he moves his legs closer to my feet to warm them. After a few moments, he completely covers my feet with his legs, asking if “they are warming up.” I nod my head and give him a sleepy smile.
Shortly after, he begins to rub and massage my knee and up my thigh, putting pressure in all the right places (yesterday was leg day at the gym!). I give him another smile, while staring at him.
Its in these moments that I continue to fall more and more in love with him. When he loves on me, when he takes care of me— that’s when my heart knows I am home.
you know that unexplainable sickish feeling where youre not really sick and you dont really have a headache but you just feel wrong and you cant get comfortable or find something that youre really into but you kinda feel too ill to sleep or eat its like your body saying “i dont know what i want you to do but this isnt it”
am I the only one who really likes it when ur holding someone’s hand and they just rub their thumb across yours